Wrong way

A man arrested for speeding down the wrong side of the Queensway a little less than two weeks ago is in even more trouble: last Sunday, when he was being taken by police to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, he apparently stabbed one officer in the throat, and then, during the ensuing chaos, managed to free himself and drive off in the police cruiser, reverting to form as he raced down the wrong side of Autoroute 50 in Gatineau. In both instances he was forced off the road by police; both incidents resulted in a slough of charges. As Sheriff Buford T. Justice would say, “Woof.”