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Hello, I would like to buy a fish licence, please. A licence for my pet fish, Eric. He’s an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn’t like the others, they were all too flat.
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You don’t need a licence for your fish.
There’s no such thing as a bloody fish licence.
I promise you that there is no such thing. You don’t need one.
Wisecracks don’t help people find answers.
You must be a loony.
He is not a loony! Why should he be tied with the epithet loony merely because he has a pet halibut?
A licence. For a fish. You are a loony.
Look, it’s people like you what cause unrest.